The universe explained. Sort of, kind of, maybe.
Category: For Your Amusement
Surreal Sailing Stories Part 1: WTF 2020?!
In line with 2020 and all the bizarre shit happening in real life, I am starting a new little project called #surrealsailingstories. Stay tuned and follow my IG and FB accounts so you don’t miss out on some fucking magical shit. A little escapism and sublimation is a good thing. The fucking magical shit all… Continue reading Surreal Sailing Stories Part 1: WTF 2020?!
The Farting Unicorn Rubric
My personal rubric on who can be my friend or not.
Vietnam 1: 10 Reasons Why I Should Be A Model
Don’t be intimidated by my super amazing good lookingness.
Shit I Make My Friends Do: Ribbon Dancing Video of Vietnam
This is a required viewing type of thing. 3min of your life.
Haikus for Boats
You will not be wasting a few minutes of your life, you will be gaining much, much happiness.
Being Basic Jenny for a Day: The Not Funny Version
The real story of Basic Jenny
The Scariest Halloween Post: Meet Basic Jenny
Meet Basic Jenny, a spooky Halloween story.
Boatgasm: Definition and Usage
Definition and usage of my new word: boatgasm
The Secret to My Personal Wellness is Eric’s Butt
Middle Aged Man Objectification is Fun
Skipper Jenn 