Bad Poetry That’s So Good, For Your Amusement, Poop Deck: My 1976 Ranger 29

Haikus for Boats

For my Poop Deck

❤️

There is glitter stuck

To your aquamarine hull

Evidence of love

❤️

Sitting under the moon

It’s a sailors life for me

The boat lulls my heart

❤️

Softly the sea rolls

Gently rocking me to sleep

Cozy in your berth

❤️

Rain singing cabin

I am cozy by the fire

Nothing short of bliss

❤️

Condensation here

Real fucking pain in the ass

A sailors battle

❤️

Only a sailor

Knows the passion of a boat

Reciprocal love

❤️

Obsession is harsh

Not accurate for my love

More Intense focus

❤️

People think I’m weird

And they are not incorrect

For loving a boat

❤️

I’m so fucking sick

Of working hard on this boat

It will be worth it

❤️

The North Wind is Cold

We Are Unprotected Here

Rocking Hard at Dock

❤️

Little Floating Home

I Love You More Than Ever

Cozy in the Cold

❤️

Little Boat You Are

Magnificent in Your Lines

So Big in My Heart

❤️

I Really Get Why

Anthropomorphizing Boats

Is A Thing We Do

❤️

Are You Still Reading

Bad Haikus About My Boat

I Love You Boat Nerd

❤️

Nothing is Better

Than Coffee in the Cabin

With My Sweet Lover

❤️

Boats are tiny fun

Everything has its place here

Ship shape and tip top

❤️

Gently rocking sleep

Water less than an inch from

My Lazy Body

❤️

Your hull protects me

From the deep dark cold water

We float at the top

❤️

Romance is not right

Family doesn’t do it

To describe my boat

❤️

Teak and fiberglass

Epoxy and thick resin

You are sturdy made

❤️

I have not sailed you

For over a year my love

Soon we shall hoist main

❤️

You are forty three

I gave you a lit glow up

To celebrate you

❤️

Tiny little home

We float together in peace

Two peas in a pod

❤️

Some people have kids

Some people have dogs or cats

I have you my love

❤️

Poopsie you are thicc

Fat bottomed girl of the sea

Sexy sexy ride

❤️

A true love haiku

For my beautiful Ranger

Sailboat of my dreams

❤️

The water slip slaps

Against the hull with the waves

Up and down she goes

❤️

I’m not a poet

I’m just bored with no wi-fi

And am boat obsessed

❤️

I kissed my blue Hull

She was cold from the deep sea

And damp from the rain

❤️

Did you stroke your boat

Did you tug her lines proper

Make love to your rig

❤️

Boats are intimate

Close quarters makes for lovers

And super big fights

❤️

If my boat could talk

She would say take me away

Far upon the sea

❤️

Nothing is better

Than a hard boat job well done

Go big or go home

❤️

Boat life is unique

Slow and simple yet complex

Done with intention

❤️

This boat makes me a

Real Fucking Badass Mermaid

Her keel is my tail

❤️

Boat people unite

Floating on a cloud of love

For the wind and waves

❤️

My heart is encased

In a small fiberglass shell

Her name is Poop Deck

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