For my Poop Deck
❤️
There is glitter stuck
To your aquamarine hull
Evidence of love
❤️
Sitting under the moon
It’s a sailors life for me
The boat lulls my heart
❤️
Softly the sea rolls
Gently rocking me to sleep
Cozy in your berth
❤️
Rain singing cabin
I am cozy by the fire
Nothing short of bliss
❤️
Condensation here
Real fucking pain in the ass
A sailors battle
❤️
Only a sailor
Knows the passion of a boat
Reciprocal love
❤️
Obsession is harsh
Not accurate for my love
More Intense focus
❤️
People think I’m weird
And they are not incorrect
For loving a boat
❤️
I’m so fucking sick
Of working hard on this boat
It will be worth it
❤️
The North Wind is Cold
We Are Unprotected Here
Rocking Hard at Dock
❤️
Little Floating Home
I Love You More Than Ever
Cozy in the Cold
❤️
Little Boat You Are
Magnificent in Your Lines
So Big in My Heart
❤️
I Really Get Why
Anthropomorphizing Boats
Is A Thing We Do
❤️
Are You Still Reading
Bad Haikus About My Boat
I Love You Boat Nerd
❤️
Nothing is Better
Than Coffee in the Cabin
With My Sweet Lover
❤️
Boats are tiny fun
Everything has its place here
Ship shape and tip top
❤️
Gently rocking sleep
Water less than an inch from
My Lazy Body
❤️
Your hull protects me
From the deep dark cold water
We float at the top
❤️
Romance is not right
Family doesn’t do it
To describe my boat
❤️
Teak and fiberglass
Epoxy and thick resin
You are sturdy made
❤️
I have not sailed you
For over a year my love
Soon we shall hoist main
❤️
You are forty three
I gave you a lit glow up
To celebrate you
❤️
Tiny little home
We float together in peace
Two peas in a pod
❤️
Some people have kids
Some people have dogs or cats
I have you my love
❤️
Poopsie you are thicc
Fat bottomed girl of the sea
Sexy sexy ride
❤️
A true love haiku
For my beautiful Ranger
Sailboat of my dreams
❤️
The water slip slaps
Against the hull with the waves
Up and down she goes
❤️
I’m not a poet
I’m just bored with no wi-fi
And am boat obsessed
❤️
I kissed my blue Hull
She was cold from the deep sea
And damp from the rain
❤️
Did you stroke your boat
Did you tug her lines proper
Make love to your rig
❤️
Boats are intimate
Close quarters makes for lovers
And super big fights
❤️
If my boat could talk
She would say take me away
Far upon the sea
❤️
Nothing is better
Than a hard boat job well done
Go big or go home
❤️
Boat life is unique
Slow and simple yet complex
Done with intention
❤️
This boat makes me a
Real Fucking Badass Mermaid
Her keel is my tail
❤️
Boat people unite
Floating on a cloud of love
For the wind and waves
❤️
My heart is encased
In a small fiberglass shell
Her name is Poop Deck
The pic looked like Shilshloe.
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